So you may be wondering what this new blog is all about and how it can make my penis larger(wait not everything on the Internet is about that, despite what my email spam box contains).

This blog is about my world of warcraft adventures including my comments on the recent happenings in World of Warcraft and also my random thoughts on the game.

And before I continue may I say I am off to a wonderful start, the title is a comic reference to a 3 year old episode of South Park and I already put in my first penis joke, I mean whats next a “Many Whelps Left-side!” joke(dammit)

So with this first Blog post I will tell you all a little about myself. I am a Student at East Tennessee State University, I have been playing video games all my life, in fact I still have a working Atari 2600. I grew up on Blizzard games whether it was me fooling around playing Warcraft: Orcs and Humans or watching my older brother playing Diablo. I Starting playing World of Warcraft in December 2006, the first character I created was a Tauren Warrior. The first Character I leveled to max level was  a Blood Elf Mage(yes a blood elf, I was a young and drunk(btw a wonderful combination)and they were a new race).

On my Blood Elf(/shiver) Mage after going through a couple guild splits and mergers I ended up in a relatively hardcore raiding guild named Grim(great group of guys and gals for the most part there was only a handful that I didn’t like) and raiding everything in the burning Crusade including Sunwell(even though I wasn’t there for KJ kill because a lol nub retadin took my raiding spot that night). Well when WOTLK came out my guild was determined to get Server firsts of just about everything. So after 5 days of playing WOTLK, in-hailing many cans of Mountain Dew and bags of Cheetos, i managed to get my mage to 80. And my guild mostly succeeded in owning all the server firsts on our server. We got all 3 25 man raid server first, I in fact have both the OS server first title and Naxx server first title on mage.  My guild also had 4 of the class server firsts and also 4 out of 5 horde races server firsts.

So your thinking all is good in the world……of warcraft(dammit not another one) well you would think wrong. You see I was hitting a brick wall of burnout and the guild had changed so much since it started, we were on our 3rd guild master and well I liked him, but he didn’t seem assertive enough and the raid leader(who me and a few ex members agree was kinda a douche) basically ran the guild and without the blinders that were progression to keep me in the guild I decided it was time for a change. So I packed my bags and server transferred to the Blackrock server.

Well thats all you get for now, I will continue with Part 2 which will take you to my current status in the World…..of Warcraft(well 3rd times the charm)

and Part 2 will either come out in  a week or a couple days, I haven’t decided if the blog will be bi-weekly or weekly yet, so see you when I see you.